Observatiile filozofului Lachlan McLachlan's

"Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about."

"When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone invariably rings."

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."

"When women see the first strand of grey hair they think they are going to dye..."

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"Don't worry about what people think - they don't do it very often."

"No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes."

mai multe gasiti aici.